Phlipper

They call it Philler, Philler, Philler
Newspaper writing...
All those we see, are smarter than we...
And we know Philler
Lives in a world full of blunders...
Living there under... under at tree...

Everyone loves the column you see...
Howe'er so weird and corny we be...
Things we will do
When no one is near
And how they laugh when we appear...

They call it Philler, Philler, Philler
Newspaper writing...
All those we see, are smarter than we...
And we know Philler
Lives in a world full of blunders...
Living there under... under a tree?

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