Sung to the Animaniacs theme song
It's time for Phillermaniacs, and we're zany to the max.
So just sit back and relax, you'll laugh 'til you collapse
Come join with Guinevere, and her partner Laurel too.
And just for fun, we'll talk about the zany things we do.
We go down to the station to make a joke or two,
But we get weird, and then you fear that maybe it's you too.
We play mus-ic, then we yak.
Laurel picks 'em from the stacks, and Gwen puts 'em in the racks,
With a little tiny brain we could rule all the campus here.
With plenty of free prizes, and some kegs of fresh cold beer.
We're hiding in the station, but you can find us here.
Our brains are fried, we've gone inside, so who'll lead the cheer?
We have pay or play contracts.
We're zany to the max, there's balony in our slacks,
We're Phillermanie, totally insanie,
Here's the show's namie,
Those are the facts...
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