Mystery Philler 3000
Sung to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song
In the not-to-distant-future,
There were two wacky guys,
Who were going a bit too far.
They went to this very Institute.
Just two of the few who gave a hoot.
They had a good time filling up the space,
But since Boynton wouldn't like it,
they put pseudonyms in place...
They wrote for the campus paper.
Their editors must be blind.
Complaints came in both left and right
'Bout the strange things they did find.
They have one mind they both control,
But you'll never know just when.
You will have to sit and listen now,
'Cuz the show just never ends.
Music Roll Call:
Pearl Jam, Giants, Pink Floyd, Tooooad...
If you're wondering how they get ideas,
And other silly facts.
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax.
With Guin-e-vere and Lau-rel on Fri-days...
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