Philler's Island

Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale:
A tale of a silly team.
That started at this very school,
And made the big A scream.

The one was a funny Italian,
The other had long hair.
They still write silly articles,
But now they're one the air...
- They're now on the air...

Each week they write an article.
Their tiny brains get tossed.
If not for the people in this crazy school,
The column would be lost...
The column would be lost...

Their show was cast, and they're on the air
On W-P-I-R...
With Guinevere, and Laurel too...
Plant Services, and Res Life...
The Food Service...
Our Professors, and Mary Ann.
Here on Philler Phridays...

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